Five Skills the Army Teaches You That You ACTUALLY CAN Use in Real Life™
1. Paperwork! Paperwork! Paperwork! 2. Looking busy. 3. How to administer an IV drip. (Great cure for a hangover. Just sayin’.) 4. A casual disregard for personal well-being. Sick call/hospitals are for losers. 5. Push-ups are an acceptable form of punishment when someone has fucked up.