- Sing along with the songs, but intentionally butcher the lyrics[ref]Not popular with the viewing audience.[/ref].
- Sing along with the songs, but in a Death Metal voice[ref]Also not popular.[/ref].
- Go in the other room and sob because they’ll never know the joy of the classic Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Show.
- Knitting needle + eardrums + eye sockets = peaceful bliss.
- Using television as a method of enforcing good behavior. Not my finest hour, I’ll admit, but that shit works.
