So I’ve been meaning to do the Powderhorn 24 since it’s inception, and with all the bike commuting I’ve been doing this year, it seemed like a good idea to pull together a team to complete it.
The Team
Me — your favorite blogger.
Ryan — a guy I’ve known through the bike community for quite awhile.
Matthew — a substitute for Dave that we found via Twitter.
Gear Selection
There wasn’t a lot of selection to be made here — I’m down to two bikes. I went with the road bike, and so the choice came down to wheelset. Given that a pair of Zipp 404s just seemed a bit too fragile for the environment (city streets), I opted for my training wheelset — a pair of Mavic Open Pro rims laced 32/3-cross to a Powertap rear hub and a 105 front hub. They’re pretty bombproof and gave me no issues at all. Tires were Conti Gatorskin 700×23.
I made do. Ideally, I would have run something closer to a 700×28 for comfort, especially given that I’m riding a scandium frame with a beefy carbon fork.
The Course
Urban environment, the streets were okay, but not great. At night, you had to start memorizing where all the nasty cracks and potholes were, because they kept coming up out of nowhere to bite you in the ass. A couple of times I nearly went over the bars, and then I started getting smart and pairing my near-mishaps to nearby landmarks. The entire map is available at the Powderhorn 24 website, and my Strava data can be linked to below.
Timeline
I arrived, met Matthew for the fist time, and got signed in. Ryan was running behind and arrived in time to do the solidarity lap before he signed in.
On site at start of @Powderhorn24 — getting geared up to go.
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 15, 2014
Rider briefing.
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 15, 2014
Before the solidarity lap, I discovered I had a flat rear tire. I quickly slammed some air into it to see if it would hold, and then chased down the group, which wasn’t tough. We rode the lap slowly, and I was able to hang in without any trouble. Then, things got weird. I noticed a bit of a popping sensation in the pedal stroke, and was starting to get concerned. Back at the official start, Matthew went out for a few laps and I hopped over to Freewheel. I was thinking a blown pedal bearing as the pedal had some wiggle to it. Shit.
Blown pedal bearing. @Powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
Not good. I talked to the guy about a fix, which wasn’t possible at the time. Gary, an old cohort from my days wrenchin’ at Penn Cycle Uptown, came through with a loaner set of SPD-SLs that were test ride pedals. I immediately popped off the left one, and installed a new one. Only to discover that the new pedal was exhibiting the same symptoms. The verdict below:
Disregard. Not pedal bearing. Sleeve pulling out of carbon crank arm. Fuck. #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
Thanks FSA for your shitty carbon cranks.
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
Seriously. No more FSA cranksets for me. This thing had 2000 miles (if that) on it, and it’s not like I’m a heavy guy. Going to have to examine the CX crankset I’ve been using from them, too.
Every fucking time I do a cool event, I seem to have a weird mechanical involving my cranks.
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
See also: Almanzo 2009 or 2010 when my crankarm kept falling off, leading to a mechanical abandon.
Waiting to start my laps. #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
Matthew took 3 laps, Ryan took 3 laps, and I decided to go for a quick three to see how the pedal held up.
My first session is done. Crank/pedal no longer popping/grinding. Can't decide if good or bad. #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
This was bizarre, to be sure. It wouldn’t last the whole night.
Feelin' bad for the guy who solo crashed right in front of me at the last turn coming into Checkpoint 4. Heal up, man. #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
My three laps went by pretty quickly. Traffic out there was pretty light and I was running around 20-22 minutes per lap, and feeling pretty strong.
Finished my second set. Team's covered ~85 miles. Time for some shuteye. #powderhorn24 #fb
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
I blew through a second set later and then settled in to sleep while Matthew, who does better in chilly weather, blew through a bunch.
71°F and I'm freezing my ass off. WTH? #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
This is what happens when you’re in sweat-soaked spandex at some ungodly hour of the morning, and dead fucking exhausted from lack of sleep.
5:15. I, uh, got nuthin'. #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
This was after knocking out some more early morning laps, and then waking up Matthew to relieve me.
Checkpoint 3 über alles. #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
We all had to take a turn “volunteering”…largely, I punched manifests at Checkpoint 3. I also took a brief nap on the curb when it was clear I was unable to function. Ryan came back at this point and relieved me. I went back to the start/finish and napped a bit. He banged out a bunch of laps starting at 10 a.m., and then I took over.
14.5 hours into the event. I feel like fermented ass. #powderhorn24 pic.twitter.com/9RRu7lwf0F
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
Too tired to sleep, too hungry to do much else but eat and shoot a quick selfie.
Garmin battery died. Looks like I have to quit! </sarcasm> #powderhorn24
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
And at this point, my iPhone was dying, too, so I became somewhat sparing in my use of it.
Hot, humid and heavy traffic. Hooray for the #powderhorn24 ! 🙂
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
By 10 a.m., it was already sticky and gross outside.
I got to sleep! (Photo by @rycera) pic.twitter.com/YSMF0iIKsr
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 16, 2014
Ryan snapped this picture while I slept. I wound up getting myself a nice sunburn.
Matthew had to leave to attend a wedding, and Ryan and I began trading hot laps to start getting the lap count up while staying fresh. He came blistering in from one at 6:40, while I paced and bounced off my nervous energy. Kate and the boys were there to see me off on my last lap, and I was on-edge. During the blitz to Checkpoint 1, my legs were tight and I was feeling a little barfy, after that though, I started to loosen up. At Checkpoint 2, Timmy, my old manager at the Bicycle Chain, hit my punchcard quickly and gave me a push start up the incline. I glanced at my watch and dropped the hammer with a new sense of urgency.
Checkpoint 3 sits atop a hill. I was blazing up it in the big chainring, hammering as hard as I could. I nearly puked as I skidded to a stop for my manifest punch. Lilah, who Kate and I have known for quite some time (she performed at our wedding), god bless her, jumped on her bike and paced me most of the way back. With only minutes to go, I hit the last goddamn streetlight for crossing Lake Street and had to wait. It felt like forever. As soon as it was mostly green, I dropped the hammer down 10th, leaving just about everyone behind me. I could hear (but not clearly) the countdown going on, and the crowds cheering the last of us. The guy in front of me nearly crashed on the same transition that the earlier rider crashed on in front of me, but stayed upright, and the two of us rolled into the checkpoint with time to spare. It would be my fastest lap of the race, and oh my god did it hurt.
@fontosaurus is a friggin' machine! He tackled a #PH24 lap at 20 minutes to 7pm, and finished with 3 minutes to spare.
— Ryan Kucera (@rycera) August 17, 2014
And just like that it was over. Matthew wasn’t around to savor it as he had to leave at 4pm for a wedding. Ryan and I shook hands, talked about next year, and savored our team hitting 60 laps in 24 hours.
.@rycera It wasn't all a show of power — let's not forget that I puked while sprinting up 10th Ave. 😀
— Dan Bailey (@fontosaurus) August 18, 2014
Let’s keep that awesome finish in perspective.
Conclusions
Love the event, even if our lap count on the leaderboard is totally wrong. Probably because I don’t care about how I stack up against the others. For me, this was a gut-check ride more than anything. I learned that I can still crush short-distance stuff, especially once my legs are warmed up. And I’m getting faster.
Next year, I’ll be back. Ideally on a more cyclocross-oriented frame with wider tires and a better headlight. And no mechanical issues this time.
Data
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