1. The Pedal Pub.
Jesus, can you imagine?
2. Anything made by Dodge.
Because every Dodge I’ve ever seen that’s older than two years looks and feels completely fucking ghetto.
3. A Smart Car.
For starters, I’m 6’2″ — me getting into a Smart Car is like an elephant trying to fuck a chihuahua. Sad.
4. Another Kia.
Bought a new 2012 Sorento. It was poorly made crap.
5. A PT Cruiser.
First, the fugly factor is a key issue. Then let’s also remember that these things are the domain of the frumpy 50-something empty-nester suburbs mom.