- Sing along with the songs, but intentionally butcher the lyrics1.
- Sing along with the songs, but in a Death Metal voice2.
- Go in the other room and sob because they’ll never know the joy of the classic Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Show.
- Knitting needle + eardrums + eye sockets = peaceful bliss.
- Using television as a method of enforcing good behavior. Not my finest hour, I’ll admit, but that shit works.
