Gas station sushi was a topic that came up frequently with an old friend. It’s still the first phrase that pops into my head when I see something horrible. For this list, I decided to come up with things that were even worse.
- The swimming pool monster in Stranger Things1.
- MRE Sushi2.
- The Hoboken Roll.3.
- A Donald Drumpf presidency4.
- Gags the Clown.5.
Freaked me the fuck out. Stopped watching. Also, I think this is what gas station sushi eventually evolves into.↩
No such thing exists. Banned by the Geneva Convention.↩
A human finger, rolled in broken glass and wrapped in a dirty bandaid.↩
Next stop: The Hunger Games!↩