Dan Bailey 
About the time this post hits the Internet, I will be airborne on my way to Detroit. There I will get in a rental car, drive to Flint, and check in to my hotel. I don’t see my older brother very often — every few years — and this will be the first time since … Read more
— Scott Adams, from How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life
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Zombie Spaceship Wasteland by Patton Oswalt
As such, I am relying on humor to help cope with the fear of my plumbing getting shut off.
— Judd Apatow, interviewed in Esquire, about the greatest showbiz lesson he’s learned
1. I have a Pavlovian response to the word “lemonade.” If I hear the word, read it, or even think it, my mouth starts watering. This is awesome when I’m hungover and have horrible cottom-mouth. Just think “lemonade!” and woosh!–problem solved! 2. Since the age of eight, I have had this weird tendency to look … Read more
1. 99.9% fewer drivers on the road and interfering with my cycling. 2. Finally! Time to catch up on all my reading! 3. Danarchy! 4. Super-Flu can only mean the development of Super NyQuil. The Q will actually be bigger than the bottle. 5. Never going to have to be disappointed by them remaking the … Read more
— from The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers