Zombie Spaceship Wasteland by Patton Oswalt
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Life
It’s Vasectomy Day!
As such, I am relying on humor to help cope with the fear of my plumbing getting shut off.
The more personal it is, the more universal it is.
— Judd Apatow, interviewed in Esquire, about the greatest showbiz lesson he’s learned
Five Weird Things About Me
1. I have a Pavlovian response to the word “lemonade.” If I hear the word, read it, or even think it, my mouth starts watering. This is awesome when I’m hungover and have horrible cottom-mouth. Just think “lemonade!” and woosh!–problem solved! 2. Since the age of eight, I have had this weird tendency to look … Read more
It was hard to feel weird in a place where everybody was weird.
— from The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers
Basically they were just assholes, though, and took it as the measure of God’s satisfaction with them that everybody else thought they were assholes.
from The Peripheral by William Gibson
Brain Chemistry Update
So today it’s been three weeks as a formally-medicated ADD sufferer. I wish I could say that there’s been massive change thanks to the miracle of modern medicine, but other than the first day, I didn’t really notice much of an effect. I started on the minimum adult dosage, so that may have had something … Read more