1. Grant at least 20% of my winnings to charity — Home for Life, the ASPCA, and other animal charities would likely top the list.
2. Have my own CubeSat launched, to look at the viability of an M2P2 mag sail. Because I am a giant dork.
3. Travel the world/completely nuke my bucket list. Write a new bucket list and start pursuing that.
4. Make sure I have money set aside to pay for Sam and Eddy’s college expenses. Have trust funds set up that they don’t get until they’re thirty. Never tell them about it.
5. Same lot, new house. Engage in a little slash-n-burn real estate. Move into a rental condo for a bit while my house is torn down and rebuilt on the same lot. New design, modern methods, full of awesomes.