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Five Things I’d REALLY Do If I Won the Lottery
1. Grant at least 20% of my winnings to charity — Home for Life, the ASPCA, and other animal charities would likely top the list. 2. Have my own CubeSat launched, to look at the viability of an M2P2 mag sail. Because I am a giant dork. 3. Travel the world/completely nuke my bucket list. … Read more
HAH.
via The High Definite
Doing It For the Lulz
Allie sent me these as part of a larger email. I nearly wet myself at the office, I was laughing so hard.
We’re Done!
Turn off the lights at the comedy club and put up the “for sale” signs. Humanity has achieved the end-all be-all of humor. We no longer need to spend countless man-hours writing new jokes. We have reached the pinnacle and there is nothing funny left to discover. I will never, ever laugh this hard again. … Read more
Tsnownami Humor
Driving in this morning in the winter storm we’re in the middle of, I was on Highway 36 headed east to work. In the right lane is someone in a silver Subaru, crawling along at 30 miles per hour, when 50 is easily attainable. I swear. I curse. I might have given the other driver … Read more